'Literally saved a cow's life by ordering a McNothing': Guy orders burger with nothing on it to satisfy his hunger for silly experiments

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Dec 22, 2022 11:00 AM EST

What would happen if you tried to order a burger, but took off the lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, sauces, burger, and hamburger buns? One man decided to take one for the team (team being Twitter at large) and find out for himself what would happen. He posted about the experience to Twitter so that everyone else could also have a bite of the experiment. 

The user, Rob DenBleyker, first created a food order of a hamburger from a popular chain, and took off every single ingredient. Scroll down to check out what happened, then read through the comments with suggestions of what this Twitter user should try next! 

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  • 01

    Clearly Rob has tried this before, but this time he's really ramping up the challenge.

    Font - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to
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  • 02

    Here's the order, complete with no mustard, ketchup, diced onions, pickle, cheese, meat, bun, or salt.

    Product - X 12:21 1 x Your cart from McDonald's Add $10.11 to save with Dash Pass Items Most Ordered Items O + French Fries $2.69 Summary Subtotal Promo Code Cheeseburger No Mustard, No Ketchup, No Diced Onions, No Pickle, No American Cheese, No Meat, No Regular Bun, No Salt $1.89 Sprite Sprite Ⓡ $1.49 + O + Add more 3 Pack Of Cookies $1.99 Continue + +89 ems 20 McM & 2 Mec $10.99 > $180
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  • 03
    Sky - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker this isn't even the dumbest thing I've spent $9 on
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  • 04

    At this point, a surely bewildered employee asks Rob what in the world he's doing.

    Rectangle - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker S S S S DoorDash • now what do i say : Message from your Dasher Restaurant is confused as to what you w on your order.
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  • 05

    Valid inquiry, Dasher!

    Human body - Door Dash now ● 1 Message from your Dasher Restaurant is confused as to what you want on your order.
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  • 06
    Organism - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker I didn't reply
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  • 07

    Success! He actually got his nothing burger.

    Sleeve - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!! 1:49 PM Dec 20, 2022 :
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  • 08
    Product - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker haters will say it's fake so I recorded the unboxing m et Gar PAY UP 2959E904 Kowe foor Dash 1:50 PM Dec 20, 2022 M ...
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  • 09

    He shows the unopened bag, still sealed with three stickers, with a receipt on the outside of the bag.

    Table - II 1M views 44 M McDelivery Take-Out Order:1615 Saff PUS PICK UP 2959E904 Name: DoorDash A M McDelivery M McDelivery 0:01/0:27 )
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  • 10

    Nothing in it!

    Hand - JAL ren't you
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  • 11

    Just a lone wrapper.

    Handwriting - The DASHERY
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  • 12

    Incredible work.

    Rectangle - E Cp6626pridel Ср6626рг дег
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  • 13
    Font - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger capitalism is so wild 1:52 PM Dec 20, 2022 :
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  • 14

    Vegetarian hero!

    Font - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker I also literally saved a cow's life by ordering a McNothing instead of a burger 7:33 PM Dec 20, 2022
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  • 15
    Font - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker I've seen like three people complain about me ordering a nothing burger so lemme clarify: my local McDonalds pays its staff $15/hr. I am being a job creator twitter.com/lalavurso/stat... This Tweet was deleted by the Tweet author. Learn more : 3:39 PM Dec 20, 2022
    via RobDenBleyker
  • 16

    What would happen if you ordered 420 hot sauces and nothing else? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Product - LE Dank Munkee (checkmark) @BobiB420 Replying to @RobDenBleyker Next do the Taco Bell hot sauce Straight up order several hundred sauce packets see what they do . Verizon X 2:55 AM Your cart from Taco Bell Add $12 to save with Dash Pass 420 × Diablo Sauce Packet $0.00 Most Ordered Items 63% + Add more items :
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    Will this become a trend? As long as everyone is getting tipped and paid, it would be hilarious to watch it unfold. 

  • 17

    Commenters shared their own stories of mealtime debauchery and some had more suggestions for followup orders.

    Font - Ryan Paige @ryanpaige Replying to @RobDenBleyker I accidentally hit 'no cheese' when ordering a grilled cheese sandwich from What-a-Burger, and they didn't even give me a wrapper. They just threw some toast in the bag. Also, I yelled at them for being stupid, even though I guess it was my fault.
    via RobDenBleyker
  • 18
    Font - Mathew Mcintyre @Dymarob. 3h Replying to @RobDenBleyker Did you explain what you were doing after they delivered it? 27 1 8 Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker. 3h Replying to @Dymarob nope, the driver left the bag and drove away. he will be confused and tormented for the rest of his life. 22 1 219 : : ←]
    via RobDenBleyker
  • 19
    Font - david malki!! @malki Replying to @RobDenBleyker You've hacked the system. You've found the only secret way to buy a clean cheeseburger wrapper. For......any purpose you wish 4:29 PM Dec 20, 2022 :
    via RobDenBleyker
  • 20
    Font - Ugh 18 @whatahorridlife 3h Replying to @RobDenBleyker I still can't tell if you are 15 or 45, but as a delivery driver, I hate this 2 12 1 Patryk Underhill @Spectrusv. 3h Replying to @whatahorridlife and Delivery still got paid, what's the issue? 22 1 @RobDenBleyker 27 : ←] : 소 ←]
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  • 21
    Organism - Frank Hightower Replying to @RobDenBleyker on the contrary, you paid $15 for exclusive, McDonald's- branded, reusable packaging! @FrankHghTwr. 3h
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  • 22
    Font - Coldplay apologist @elleheartbee Replying to @RobDenBleyker Thank you for this thread it has made my day. Hope you enjoyed your nothing burger
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